There's a Ghost in your pants (18+ KoBu and Yukonwolfspirit )

[KoBu]

"Meaning ya can't come back to the human plain of existence" Sushi shrugged

[Yukonwolfspirit]

"...I'll pass" Yukie replied quite content with staying and waiting for Vernon to come home.

[KoBu]

" hey I'm just sayin you could use it to visit him at work ya know. Spy on him.... keep future shitty boyfriends away~" Sushi was really just being a shit. Yukie's been fun to tease since day one, especially with someone he liked.

[Yukonwolfspirit]

"I can scare away who he brings home now unless your here to fuck me go find someone else to bother" Yukie mumbled huffily.

[KoBu]

"Pfff dude your like twelve you don't even know what fucking is" Sushi snickered and hovered away

[Yukonwolfspirit]

"Your two years older then me I'm sure you never got laid" Yukie snapped as he sulked and just took his anger out on his surrounding rearranging everything upside down and turning the house into chaos.

[KoBu]

Sushi was about to retort when the sound of jingling keys reverberated from the other side of the door. A voice called out, "Yukie! I'm home!" And Vernon walked in to see just Yukie on.... an upside down couch? " Yukie .... what happened to the living room?" He groaned out

Sushi came hovering up behind him, inspecting him. Of course, Sushi wasn't dumb enough to let himself be seen

[Yukonwolfspirit]

"I'm being torment by my own hellish punishment who has decided to inspect you and wishes I would kill you" Yukie replied with an irritated huff as he sulked and continued his anger mess to pissed to do anything really.

[KoBu]

Vernon paused a moment. ".....well do you both want cookies then?" He asked as he made his way to the kitchen. Sushi following behind, "I'd be happy to get into his cookie jar, know what I mean." Sushi commented with a lecherous smile.

[Yukonwolfspirit]

"I'll take a cookie but sushi doesn't get one because he's being a perv" Yukie replied with a huff the house instantly fixed and back to normal.

[KoBu]

Vernon smirked. Sushi started smacking fhe elder's ass. Vernon shivered. "Is it chilly in here?" He asked, bending down to get a baking sheet. Sushi paused then turned with another dirty smirk on his face to Yukie.

[Yukonwolfspirit]

"No that chill your feeling is sushi being a pervert but if you want you can banish him since his shrine isn't here he can't live permently" Yukie replied standing between sushi and the one he loved.

[KoBu]

"Well that's not nice, he should br welcome here just as you are. It wouldn't be fair for me to have you stay and not him" Vernon explained with a grin, he merely though that this 'Sushi' was Yukie's imaginary friend. Kids still had those at twelve right?

"Yea Yukie, why do I have to get banished, your wifey likes me here " Sushi teased before hovering by Vernon's head and thrusting his pelvis behind the older human.

[Yukonwolfspirit]

"Get the fuck out before I personally ask Satan to kick your ass!" Yukie snapped as he made the goddamn lights explode.

[KoBu]

Vernon squealed and dropped the baking sheet, ducking into a corner to keep away from the glass.

Sushi just smirked and held up his hands. "Alright alright... sorry I'll leave you to have your period" he chuckled and floated back out the way he came.

[Yukonwolfspirit]

Yukie huffed as he sulked and went off to go hide in a closet until the lights came back on.

[KoBu]

The lights never did come back on as they had exploded from the sudden expansion of energy, but Vernon did get up to look for Yukie. "Yukie? You still here? I can't really see too well could you give me a hand?"

[Yukonwolfspirit]

"I don't like him in my home" Yukie replied all the candles lit giving the place a nice glow as he held a candle in his hand.

[KoBu]

"Who Yukie.... I didn't see anyone besides you...." Vernon said. ".... you still want thise cookies?" He asked with a tilt of his head and a smile

[Yukonwolfspirit]

"Why don't you want to fuck me?" Yukie asked softly.

[KoBu]

Vernon jolted and nearly dropped the bag of flour. "Well hunny your to young.... and umm Im not sure what time period you died in but.... that's frowned upon in this era, so unless you can some how age yourself or you can make me your age, it's not gonna happen." Vernon explained. "I'm sorry, I'm sure your a sweet boy though."

[Yukonwolfspirit]

"....the others didn't mind my age" Yukie mumbled as he went back down to his basement to think of a plan or wait for Vernon to die whichever would happen first.

[KoBu]

Vernon was about to protest, but Yukie was gone. Shoulders slumped and a heavy sigh from his lips, Veenon went back to his baking to leave Yukie cookies for tomorrow.

 

Of course, as was with all brilliantly timed visual puns, Sushi made his way to Yukie's basement. "Nawww did baby strike out again?"

[Yukonwolfspirit]

"Fuck off," Yukie replied having been crying as he hid more under a pile of his old clothes.

[KoBu]

"That's not a very nice thing to say to the guy who just wants to help you out~" Sushi pouted, hovering above the clothes pile