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LOL I ship them too! That's the reason why I started watching the story XD

 

That british accent; nice touch to the story. And that song Ain't No Rest For The Wicked...! Am excited for the next episode!

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AHAHAH same same, once I've seen Magnus with that heluva eyeliner and alec's divine face---i dieded.

 

 

I have that song on my playlist and I really like "ain't no rest for the wicked, till' you close your eyes for good' line. :)

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But then I also ship Jimon (Jace x Simon). OH I wish the series will include the bite scene between them on Valentine's ship. Both pairing are awesome! My tumblr is filled with them XD

 

Somehow Lucifer reminds me of Sherlock. The way he talks so fast

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Oh I almost forgot the two of them, they're too cute together. Maybe I was too fascinated with bane and alec

 

Yeah , I even wonder if he'd manage to breath in between delivering those lines

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you should try and read the books later ^^ it really is better than the series and movies! In some other way.

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I certainly will more like will herondale. Kidding. My friends always convince me to read the book since it's much better

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Jace's heritage gonna make you go crazy. All the names-and-whatnot. Enjoy!

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'Cause I'm up.

Heard you're looking for a sponsor.

Well you gone have to ride this anaconda~

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Yeahp , I will.

 

 

 

 

 

Livid.

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When it's raining, I forget to wear a jacket. When it isn't raining, I'm wearing a jacket...

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WHY CAN'T I UPLOAD MY SIGNATURE??

I'M SO FRUSTRATED RIGHT NOW! Tsk!

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I love Zhiend... pls love me back XD

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Had a barking contest with a dog. I'm officially a retard now. .-.

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Ugh! Tired is sure made someone become so emotional ╮(╯_╰)╭ I even distracted with all of my rps even didn't realize that chat or messages already piled up on my phone.. (--〆)

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Ten Count's new chapter can really raise one's body temperature.

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I do like that quote as well, all the quotes, all the Death quotes! : 3

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I can't stop thinking about what kissing my boyfriend will be like irl long enough to go take my sleepy pill.

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Never give up, ok?

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that moment when you're on a war (COC) and you've failed at a lesser th level. LOL.

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-laughing hard- .... I can't. XDDD. I just. XD.

It totally made my day, XDDDD.

 

So I was scrolling around the web when I bumped into that really short story.

Initially the title caught my attention: "Today, I fucked up… by taking a dump when there was someone else in the bathroom, hiding in the shower."

 

And so, here you go. Laugh your lungs out:

 

 

"Let me begin by clarifying that I enjoy my privacy. I don’t like doing my dirty business with people around, even if they’re in the next room over. My ideal place for taking a dump would be in the middle of the Pacific Ocean, on a boat by myself with soundproof, bulletproof, completely opaque walls. Anyways, my neighbors were over at my house and they were playing games with my younger sister as children so often do. Unbeknownst to me, they were in the middle of playing a competitive round of hide-and-go seek. One of my neighbors was hiding in the bathroom shower when I just so happened to feel like cutting a brick. Initially, when I entered the bathroom and sat on the toilet, he said nothing. Not a peep. So I closed and locked the door, thus locking the two of us inside together. But just as my pooping session began, he jumped out of the shower and started screaming like his arms were just amputated or something. Then, I started screaming, both from the initial shock of seeing someone jump out of my shower screaming like this was some kind of “Psycho” remake, and because this kid was watching me shit. He ran towards the door while I was yelling at him, telling him to leave, but in his fervor to leave the scat party I was holding, he pulled to hard on the door he broke the bottom hinge, jamming the door. It’s not like I could just stop pooping in the middle, so the next minute or so was a mix of me screaming and pooping, and the kid screaming and nearly pooping as well. Now, I hate pooping in public even more than I did before the incident, and my neighbors don’t like coming over to play anymore."

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I just dieded. That story is totally fckd up. I would literally die if that happens to me. XD

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