Say whatever you want XIX

[Teesie]

'Cause I'm up.

Heard you're looking for a sponsor.

Well you gone have to ride this anaconda~

[gin]

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Yeahp , I will.

 

 

 

 

 

Livid.

[KohakuShadow]

I'm dying, I'm dying, I'm dead.

[Miss RED]

Hot and sweaty. Ugh.

[Kōhei Kuzunoha]

When it's raining, I forget to wear a jacket. When it isn't raining, I'm wearing a jacket...

[lukaXGAMErs]

WHY CAN'T I UPLOAD MY SIGNATURE??

I'M SO FRUSTRATED RIGHT NOW! Tsk!

[ruriiiii005]

I love Zhiend... pls love me back XD

yoyo4

[Revenga]

Had a barking contest with a dog. I'm officially a retard now. .-.

[CheputChan19]

Ugh! Tired is sure made someone become so emotional ╮(╯_╰)╭ I even distracted with all of my rps even didn't realize that chat or messages already piled up on my phone.. (－－〆)

[Saga]

Ten Count's new chapter can really raise one's body temperature.

[gin]

ran out of cheetos. :')

[KohakuShadow]

Thanks life. Up yours too....

[OctoberNight]

I do like that quote as well, all the quotes, all the Death quotes! : 3

[asteamingmugoflink]

I can't stop thinking about what kissing my boyfriend will be like irl long enough to go take my sleepy pill.

[1978]

Never give up, ok?

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[gin]

that moment when you're on a war (COC) and you've failed at a lesser th level. LOL.

[Saga]

-laughing hard- .... I can't. XDDD. I just. XD.

It totally made my day, XDDDD.

 

So I was scrolling around the web when I bumped into that really short story.

Initially the title caught my attention: "Today, I fucked up… by taking a dump when there was someone else in the bathroom, hiding in the shower."

 

And so, here you go. Laugh your lungs out:

 

 

"Let me begin by clarifying that I enjoy my privacy. I don’t like doing my dirty business with people around, even if they’re in the next room over. My ideal place for taking a dump would be in the middle of the Pacific Ocean, on a boat by myself with soundproof, bulletproof, completely opaque walls. Anyways, my neighbors were over at my house and they were playing games with my younger sister as children so often do. Unbeknownst to me, they were in the middle of playing a competitive round of hide-and-go seek. One of my neighbors was hiding in the bathroom shower when I just so happened to feel like cutting a brick. Initially, when I entered the bathroom and sat on the toilet, he said nothing. Not a peep. So I closed and locked the door, thus locking the two of us inside together. But just as my pooping session began, he jumped out of the shower and started screaming like his arms were just amputated or something. Then, I started screaming, both from the initial shock of seeing someone jump out of my shower screaming like this was some kind of “Psycho” remake, and because this kid was watching me shit. He ran towards the door while I was yelling at him, telling him to leave, but in his fervor to leave the scat party I was holding, he pulled to hard on the door he broke the bottom hinge, jamming the door. It’s not like I could just stop pooping in the middle, so the next minute or so was a mix of me screaming and pooping, and the kid screaming and nearly pooping as well. Now, I hate pooping in public even more than I did before the incident, and my neighbors don’t like coming over to play anymore."

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I just dieded. That story is totally fckd up. I would literally die if that happens to me. XD

[Saga]

I was literally laughing with voice. It's so awkwardly unreal XDDDDDD!

[lukaXGAMErs]

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AHAHAHAHAH, OMO! That is really! GOOD! AHAHAH I kept laughing PFFTT! Now, I need to go to the bathroom XD (I mean seriously)

[gin]

hungry asf.

[Miss RED]

I've been staring at my Wattpad's library for a while waiting for an updates -,-

[gin]

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hey you've read that werewolf series (all it took was one look?) Or you know omertà perhaps?

[Bloodysadist]

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What the hell? XD Where do you find such stories? o.o XDDD And gosh, that's too awkward and unreal to be actually real. XD

[KohakuShadow]

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, OMG, I totally needed to laugh like this. Thanks a lot. I could barely breath, and I actually had tears from laughing so much. XD