yourstalker Posted May 8, 2012 Share Posted May 8, 2012 if ya know what i mean is a great way to turn..say a perfectly normal sentance into pure and utter smut XD. so in the spirit of the dirty mind. who ever can say the most normal average (or not so) sentance and can make it sound wrong wins ok yes this is immature but it can be fun so give it ago > : 3 if its yaoi related extra points 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoysLove_Fangirl Posted May 9, 2012 Share Posted May 9, 2012 Would anyone like to go to the B.L Academy? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lavi Posted May 9, 2012 Share Posted May 9, 2012 Pick up my balls please. Tennis balls *cough* 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoysLove_Fangirl Posted May 9, 2012 Share Posted May 9, 2012 SPEED AND ICE WILL KILL YOU slow down when driving on icy road 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yourstalker Posted May 9, 2012 Author Share Posted May 9, 2012 no matter how much presure i apply to it it won't inflat damn shitty gym basketballs 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoysLove_Fangirl Posted May 9, 2012 Share Posted May 9, 2012 I tried to swallow it but i had to spit it out cos it tasted absolutely horrible.... i hate drinking cough medicine lol 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lavi Posted May 9, 2012 Share Posted May 9, 2012 No matter how much I reach for it I can only stroke the inside ... damn ramune drinks i want the pearl! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoysLove_Fangirl Posted May 9, 2012 Share Posted May 9, 2012 P1: Oh can i hold it P2: No don't touch it! *blushes* P1: but its so beautiful and white P2: No please! P1: I just want to put my lips no it P2: Don't you'll contaminate it P1: Hmph. What do you mean i'll contaminate it? P2: Just by holding it, you're putting your germs all over it P1: I have no idea what you mean. *puts the beautiful white object to his lips* P2: Noooo!! Give me that cup right now! that was really expensive porcelain and now you've gone and contaminated it with chocolate. P1: sorry should've wiped my hands after eating those chocolate biscuits lol 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lavi Posted May 9, 2012 Share Posted May 9, 2012 LOL nice Jay~ :D:D:D P1: I-I can't do it... What if it spills on our clothes? P2: You won't *chuckles* Now, put your hands here and squeeze it. Hard. P1: A-Ah Wait! This is too fast-- Stop! It's spilling over! P2: For the love of-- Let me do it. P1:Ah! I-I'm sorry. P2: There you go. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jin. Posted May 9, 2012 Share Posted May 9, 2012 A-almost there, push harder.... come on, harder! a-almost... -grabs book from the case- g-got it! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saga Posted May 9, 2012 Share Posted May 9, 2012 I will make you sweat,your temperature will rise with dryness in mouth. I can make you unable to move from bed for hours and days,your legs will be numb. Even when you want to catch a glimpse of sleep,I will wake you up,you will not need any sheets to cover your exhausted body. I know how to make you gasp,wriggle underneath,against the mattress,I also know how to make your lips swollen red,your eyes slightly teary. You will beg me to stop,but every time you try to get up,I will drag you back on your back. There, unable to move and protest me. When I am to finish,you will feel satisfied and good,with memories of these night,heat nights. - Your dear Mr. Cold Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoysLove_Fangirl Posted May 9, 2012 Share Posted May 9, 2012 @Saga LMAO that one was hilarious! P1: Can you hold it? P2: Ngh...I can't hold it much longer...ugh P1: Oh we're nearly there just a bit more P2: Hey go slower it's slipping!...ngh P1: Well are you good now? P2: That is the last time i'm helping you stack these freakin heavy boxes! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sarah3161 Posted May 9, 2012 Share Posted May 9, 2012 it's really hot here under my hand and it's making a lovely sound~~~~~ ........ the yummy creamy cappuccino ........ 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lavi Posted May 10, 2012 Share Posted May 10, 2012 Ngnh n-no I-I can't-- it's too--- haaarrd~ . . . . chocolate or milk...ok, fine, I choose... milk... LOL got this idea from the "This and That V" game after rainieric comment lol 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kisaru Posted May 10, 2012 Share Posted May 10, 2012 Just a little more pressure and this damn sticky white substance will finally emerge. I hate when the tooth paste tube gets almost empty. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoysLove_Fangirl Posted May 10, 2012 Share Posted May 10, 2012 Hi mum what are you doing in my room? Oh just cleaning dear. By the way what are these white marks on the floor? Um.. Well...you see.... I got thirsty last night so had a cup of milk and brought it into my room. I spilled it and couldn't be bothered wiping it up 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
didz015 Posted May 11, 2012 Share Posted May 11, 2012 P1: don't worry,, i'll heat you up and make you feel good... P2: nnggghhh... P1: well, well, well, you're sensitive in this spot... P2: mo-more... P1: *smirk* P2: you're a really good therapist.. i should come more often and let you massage my back.. it's really tiring in my work.. TAN, TAN, TAN, TAN... XDDDDDD 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jin. Posted May 11, 2012 Share Posted May 11, 2012 Your sweet white stuff makes my mouth melt, I can lick around the whole thing, swallow everything but that will suck if I swallow everything, I taste every little thing on my tongue, its melting and melting inside my mouth. I want more of this, can I buy a new ice cream mommy? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoysLove_Fangirl Posted May 12, 2012 Share Posted May 12, 2012 ^ lmao 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoysLove_Fangirl Posted May 14, 2012 Share Posted May 14, 2012 P1: Umm this is my first time....so...uh please be gentle P1: Ahh...it hurts so much...ahh P1: *gasps* Its coming! omg it's coming! There's so much! P2: .....I reaally want to kill you right now P3: =_='' Well I guess they won't be making another blood donation XD Person 1 is actually a patient for a blood donation, Person 2 is a doctor and Person 3 is a nurse 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jin. Posted May 14, 2012 Share Posted May 14, 2012 I have read that one, I thought on 9gag XDDD 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoysLove_Fangirl Posted May 14, 2012 Share Posted May 14, 2012 you probably did 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Awesome ...I think YES>_< Posted May 14, 2012 Share Posted May 14, 2012 I have to clean this white stuff off of me Stupid vanilla Ice cream melted on my arm lol XP 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yourstalker Posted May 16, 2012 Author Share Posted May 16, 2012 heres one No it won't go in ..maybe we should just give up try harder take the pain but it hurts....and i don't think it'll strech anylonger Stupid size zero jeans > : ( 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoysLove_Fangirl Posted May 16, 2012 Share Posted May 16, 2012 lol that one was good 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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