nitemare Posted May 28, 2011 Share Posted May 28, 2011 girl: dad i'm pregnant dad: who to? girl: well its either: simon, muneer, indy, andrew, ben, john, kane, leon, liam, oliver, tom, george, adam, william, lachie, rick, eli, richard, steve, harry, james, justin, nick or patrick. dad: well it couldn't possibly have been justin... isn't funny when monday starts with "M" and tuesday starts with "T" and the rest of the week says "WTF" lol. when the doctor told me i was schizophrenic ... i was beside myself Tip for losing weight: Turn your head left, then turn right. Repeat every time you are asked if you would like to eat. i love how in scary movies, the person yells out "hello?". As if the bad guy is going to be like " Hey im in the kitchen.... want a sandwhich?" I love hearing rumors because they tell me things about myself I didn't know before. I wanted to kill the most handsome boy in the universe...but i din't......bcoz suicide is a crime..!! (LOOOL now whose got a big ego ) Ey dont open the spoiler Loool you opened it? hope this made you awesome human beings laugh out loud 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yaoi Eater Posted May 29, 2011 Share Posted May 29, 2011 Lol, the tip for losing weight is hilarious leaf1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shimkiseo Posted May 30, 2011 Share Posted May 30, 2011 HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! You so cool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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