[GAME] Tell me a joke!

[memorex]

I got one too, it's a story. Here it goes.

 

Me: Madam, I can't excess the website that you gave me.

Teacher: Alright, don't worry. I'll excess it for you. What is you e-mail? Gmail account, right?

Me: *nod* My name is Peter Crook.

Teacher: I'm not asking your name. I'm asking your e-mail.

Me: Yeah, I know. My name is Peter Crook.

Teacher: Do you understand my question or not? I need your e-mail not your NAME!

Me: Yeah madam, I know! That is my E-MAIL!

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[Gii]

There are 10 kinds of people

 

 

those who can read binery and those who can't.

 

[鼠ドル]

More than a joke this is just crazy laws

Well, this might be helpful if you ever visit those places (:

 

Did you know that in Conneticut a pickle has to bounce to be considered a pickle?

In Kansas the law states that: If two trains meet on the same track, neither shall proceed until the other has passed.

In Fairbanks it is considered an offense to feed alcoholic beverages to a moose. It is also illegal in Alaska to push a live moose out of a moving airplane.

The law says that the penalty for jumping off a building in New York is death. It's also illegal to throw a ball at someone's head for fun.

In Texas it is illegal to shoot a buffalo from the second story of a hotel.

[SviAolDen]

A boozer wondering

haw is it that all your mothers are born in one and the same day ?

 

dear fly the sound that you make while you fly

are you making a helicopter or something ?

[sarah3161]

a woman bought a cell phone and wanted to surprise her husband, so she went to the bathroom and called her husband (that was in the living room)on his cellphone

she changed her voice and said : hi honey

the husband said : call me later, the bitch is in the bathroom

[鼠ドル]

And there's a reason for this, why men experience pain more acutely than women -- that's because there's always part of a woman's brain thinking about shoes.

 

[for the ladies]

Fashionistas and Gay Men behind fashion:

Here we are starving ourselves to death for two groups of people who doesn't want to screw us anyway.

[bamba]

frog A: "qua"

frog B: "qua"

frog C: "qua qua"

suddenly frog A takes out a gun and shoots frog C.

frog B: "why did you do that?!"

frog C: "she knew too much"

[bastion1tidus]

lol that was just too funny.. i bust out laughing after i read it....

lol good one.

 

[Marygrace94]

hmm..