YellowMelon Posted January 7, 2021 Posted January 7, 2021 (you know what they say...if the dildo fits...) Time to whack some mice to get rid of an infestation - A single piece of 1 ply toilet paper
3ruri Posted January 7, 2021 Posted January 7, 2021 (shivering just thinking about it) to write your number on and pass it to the cute guy who would never call you back - squishy toy
YellowMelon Posted January 7, 2021 Posted January 7, 2021 A cake decoration. - A Tupperware container
3ruri Posted January 7, 2021 Posted January 7, 2021 to hold water from leaking roof - hot water bottle
YellowMelon Posted January 7, 2021 Posted January 7, 2021 To melt ice instead of using rock salt. - A salt shaker
crystald Posted January 7, 2021 Posted January 7, 2021 suitable distraction for when slipping away  deck of cards
Kujaku Posted January 7, 2021 Posted January 7, 2021 great knife. might have to apply a bit more pressure than usual, but works just right > a coinÂ
3ruri Posted January 9, 2021 Posted January 9, 2021 dry it up and use as a decoration for mother's day card - whisk Â
crystald Posted January 9, 2021 Posted January 9, 2021 bend it and turn it into a butterfly! cake pan
3ruri Posted January 12, 2021 Posted January 12, 2021 seal the unfinished potato chips/crisps bag - lawn mower
YellowMelon Posted January 13, 2021 Posted January 13, 2021 Squirt your enemies in the eyes (or in their open wounds) to defend yourself if they attack - A candy wrapper
3ruri Posted January 13, 2021 Posted January 13, 2021 wrap it around thin wire and it'll make a beautiful flower - cooking spatula
YellowMelon Posted January 13, 2021 Posted January 13, 2021 Try something new and spank someone in the bedroom. - A highlighter
YellowMelon Posted January 14, 2021 Posted January 14, 2021 A tedious vegetable or fruit peeler. - A button
3ruri Posted January 14, 2021 Posted January 14, 2021 a replacement eye for your favorite plushie - fairy lights
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