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Just do nothing.

What if your dad sudden appear behind you while you are watching something hot stuff between men?

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change it to the desktop view, pretend to be busy with books and notes.

 

what if your beloved PC/ laptop transform in human-form (yes, just like the Chobits one)?

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I have to find somewhere to hide coz' I am sure that she would hide me like crazy since I broke her so many times.

killing someone is no longer a legal issue for five minutes?

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I'll kill peoples that I need to kill.

 

What if you found a lost kitten in the middle of your way to home?

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I'll pet him and go home. XD

 

 

What if you're downloading a BL Game and suddenly your net reconnected? XD

  • 2 weeks later...
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I'll kick the thing nearest to to me to show how pissed off I am

 

What if you found a stray animal outside your house?

  • 3 months later...
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give it some money and told it to go. Lol

 

what if you found your father cheat on your mother with another man?

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I don't care. He is still my father. But, I will make sure that my mom won't know about it.

What if your son told you that he has got a boyfriend?

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I would cheer on him because I'm a yaoi fan xD

what if... you lost internet??!! (worst threat ever for an otaku -.-)

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I'll commit suicide..

 

what if people told you that you are a hokage?

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I'd make them respect my authority.

 

What if you would suddenly turn into a talking carrot?

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i'd annoy people like annoying orange :D

 

what if your bed was a portal to the other world?

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I will use it everyday for run away from school. lol.

 

 

what if you get elected and become presedent?

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I would start making rules like "Fridays are pizza day! Eat eat eat!" and then use my new title to get free stuff so I can show off my swag XD

 

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What if you saw a chicken crossing the road? :0

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suddenly I'll have urge to eat chicken stew..

 

I hope that chicken crossed the road safely..oh.. must I give it hand so the chicken will crossed safely?

 

what if an alien ask you to married with it?

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I would want to set that thing on FIRE!

 

BURN!

 

 

What if you got on a boat and it took 3 months to reach its destination... You are now on a deserted island on your own!

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I will shove my boat to the sea again.. sail to the next island even if take a year..

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what if oneday you wake up in the morning as a cat?

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i would say meow and lick my hand and go to the door and scratch it lol

what if one day u wake up naked next to someone u don't know??

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Stare at them for moment, then hop on top of them and begin licking their neck.

 

What if you closed your eyes for a second and when you opened them you found me standing in front of you?

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I would hug you tight and kiss you, I guess.

 

What if your boyfriend or girlfriend cheat you with someone who is the same gender as his or her?

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I would ask why they decided to do that to me(though I have had that done to me before)

 

What if the person you really wanted to be with teased you and lead you on, and right when you thought you finally had them, they totally crushed your heart?

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I would bawl my eyes out and sulk...

 

 

What if you found out your parents changed your gender shortly after birth?

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I'd have a seriouse fight with them, cuz i always wanted to be a boy.

 

What if instead of summer will come winter?

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Id be happy! Id finally have an excuse to be naked without being accused as a pervert(though i am *shifty eyes*)

 

What if you wake up and Asami was in front of you gagging you?

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