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What is the worse pick up line you have ever used or someone has used on you? (or you have heard.. but meh that's no fun)

 

alright... the worse i have probably ever had used on me was:

 

" im a fridge... put your hands inside me for a cream surprise "

 

I almost died from laughter when i heard it lols.....

 

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I don't know if this was a pick up line, or just some guy who wanted everyone female to just, hate him! What I heard was...

 

Guy: Hey how about we go get a pizza and fuck

Girl: Umm, No!

Guy: OK, How about we just fuck...

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Lol I've heard these on T.V alot of times and from my friends xD

"Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only 10 I see." xD Ahaha Lmao!!

"I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I can make your bedrock."

"Are your legs tired because you've been running through my mind all day."

Hahaha Lol

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Ok, a ridiculous pick up line I heard:

 

Hi my name is ..., remember it, cause you'll be screaming it all night long

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Lmao!! I've heard of that one Akito18!! Hahaha xD

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ha,

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... is that something u fell for? :p

 

ermm okay... another stupid pick up line i have heard is:

 

"Excuse me, but I think I dropped something. MY JAW!"

 

im fairly certain anyone who say's this to someone is just gonna get laughed at

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xD hahaha another one is

"Just call me milk, I'll do your body real good"

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its about knock-knock things

my friend used it too often, even when he was late for school

"knock... knock... anybody here?"

you don't say, dude... we were here all day :hamtaro-005 (5):

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The worst: "Was your father a thief? Because he stole all the stars in your eyes"

 

=__="

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lol!~

 

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enough said yolo =w=)/

 

"YOLO, dude... YOLO..."

 

yolo for what? it's not funny at all. Your life only once and you ruin it with that "yolo" things...

really? :hamtaro-005 (21):

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mmmm, one of the worst was :

 

yo , delicious relaxed ----> it was taken from a beverage commercial..

 

... my sweet Duck let's kwack together ...

 

 

they really should take some classes about how to communicate >_

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I got this from Peniel, a Kpop idol :D

 

 

"Did you just fart? 'coz girl you blew me away whew ~~"

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That is the worst pick up line I've ever heard. ahahaha

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hahaha!! Ikr?! I still laugh every time I hear it :D

 

 

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"My name is Peniel but you can call me tonight ~"

 

from Peniel of BTOB

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I searched on google to see who's that Peniel. He looks hawt I would have guessed he has better pick up lines lol

 

Another bad one:

 

"Burger King isn't the only thing that is king-sized..."

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yeah I really don't know where he got all those lame pick-up lines yoyo5

this is the video where he tries out all sorts of pick-up lines on his fellow group member :D

 

 

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another really bad pick-up line still from Peniel :D

 

"You must be a library book 'coz I'm checking you out yeahh"

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I laughed my a** off when watching this! :D

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I laughed so hard while watching it too! ~ :_red_fox 2

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