anyone's willing to help me translate a Drama CD track (no sexy scene)?

[geeky]

Hello~

I am trying to get a translation for Lucky Dog 1 Mobile Special Drama CD

(1st track, 06:04)

 

I am seriously curious with their conversation especially near the end XD

seems like they're all going crazy and trying to eat Ivan

I LOL'ed so hard but I don't understand what's going on.

I really wish someone can help me translate this track, just the 1st track.. >

[PinkToRemembe]

I can understand abit of japanese so maybe I can try and help.Just tell me what to do.

[geeky]

ahh realllyy??

can you please translate what they are saying?

Are you familiar with the characters?

can you do it like this?

 

ivan: [insert conversation here]

bernardo: ---