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London, November.... Convent Garden London Eye Tower Bridge House of Parliament Big Ben

This will be the YO guys club. Absolutely ONLY GUYS allowed. We will talk here about anything. Girls, don't stalk our club For start, how about we talk about this: What are you attracted to: girls, guys, both?

Thought it might be fun. Almost everyone owns something they consider unusual and interesting. Be it an object, heirloom, piece of clothing or costume. Or even a pet. I'm an eccentric person, so this is probably the most unusual thing I own at the moment. That is a costume. A quad suit I had made by a very talented costume maker called beastcub (she has her own website). Sadly, this is the only picture I have of it on my laptop. I would go out and take more but it's too wet outside to wear the costume right now. I even had a few videos of it, but they were on my old computer as well Last time I wore it was at school, the last day before the Christmas holidays in 2009 XD This is a picture of it from Beastcub's website (she has a gallery of all the costumes she's made)

I was a bit shocked when a relative posted this on facebook. Thought I'd share. XD And someone topped it off by commenting underneath: "One of them is edible in two ways." :msn_red_fox 2

Alternative Titles: Junjou; Pure Heart; 純情; Partners Country: Japan Subtitles: English Released: 04 Sep, 2010 Duration: 78 minutes Director: Satoshi Kaneda Cast: Tochihara Rakuto (Tozaki Keisuke) Takahashi Yuuta (Kurata Shousei) Summary: Tozaki, a writer coincidentally meets the former classmate whom he had his first crush on, Kurata. After an evening of drinking together, Tozaki admits that he used to be attracted to Kurata. Watch Junjou Pure Heart Online: Junjou [Pure Heart] Download Junjou Pure Heart: Sendspace DepositFiles ~English translation by YaoiOtaku~ Translator: Saga Raw: Midori Timing & encoding: Key For download re-upload requests, post here so the staff notices them. Note: Please only ask for re-upload if none of the download links work after checking ALL the pages of the thread. Thanks! YO Staff

Alternative Titles: Bokura no Ai no Kanade, 僕らの愛の奏で Director: Kusano Yoka Year of Release: 2008 Country: Japan Subs: xSayaPinkyx Duration: 70 min Genre: Drama Synopsis: Maki is a young gay music student who's completely smitten with his classmate Ruiku, who plays piano with incredible passion but is cold and distant to everyone. Maki decides to do whatever it takes to get Ruiku to return his feelings. Watch Bokura no Ai no Kanade BL Movie Online: Bokura no Ai no Kanade Download Bokura no Ai no Kanade BL Movie: Link For download re-upload requests, post here so the staff notices them. Note: Please only ask for re-upload if none of the download links work after checking ALL the pages of the thread. Thanks! YO Staff

Thought I'd share this with you. Here's my new deviantART http://nicicia.deviantart.com/ I recently got myself a wacom cintiq tablet (and now I'm broke XD) so I've started drawing in photoshop. Digital drawing is still very new to me, so if you want to give me some critique or tips, please go ahead. Some images are a bit too big to fit here. Sorry about that. UPDATE 30. December 2011 (+18) Here's link to the same image. Might be easier to view. http://fc06.deviantart.net/fs71/i/2011/364/2/a/can__t_keep_my_hands_off_you_by_nfj123-d4kq6g1.png MORE COMING SOON

Theme/Manga for the month of December: Acid Town, by Kyuugou I - How It Works To each chosen Manga Of The Month we'll have a month-time thread where the people participating will post their fanworks for the manga in question. Any type of fanwork is allowed; written, illlustrated or audiovisual: ▪ Hand-made or digital drawings; ▫ Manipulations in Photoshop with official art; ▪ Fan-fictions; ▫ Poems; ▪ Drabbles; ▫ Fan-videos; ▪ (...) II - Rules 0) No restrictions regarding the word count of written works, size of illustrations, nor video lenght. 1) Each participant can enter one and only one piece of fanwork per theme/manga/month. 2) No plagiarism allowed; the work you post must be of your authory, it has to be made/drawn/written by you. 3) Any rating allowed; from soft to hardcore, from G (All Ages) to M (Mature). 4) To announce that you're entering the contest post: "Entering the Fanwork Contest for MOTM (December).". 5) Do not double-post. If you have already confirmed your participation: edit your post, don't erase the confirmation and submit your work under it. 6) When submiting you works, please do so under the spoiler tag. 7) When submitting a written/illustrated/audiovisual work you may post it directly, or link to the file/image/video sharing/hosting website you upload it on. Please respect and follow the rules. Thank you. III - Rewards At the end of the time-limit we (Key and me) will choose the three best works. The Top 3 will be given the following rewards: ▪ 1st Place: 5.000 points + one drawing done by me (allowed to choose between soft-yaoi and hard-yaoi content as well as between black & white or colored); ▫ 2nd Place: 4.000 points + one drawing done by me (allowed to choose between soft-yaoi and hard-yaoi content; black & white only); ▪ 3rd Place: 3.000 points + one drawing done by me (soft-yaoi only; black & white only). Just for the act of submitting their work every contestant (except the Top 3) will receive a participation prize of 1.000 points that will be given at the end of the contest, together with the rest of the rewards. After being atributed the 3 first places, the winners will be able to choose what they want me to draw. They will be free to request/choose: ▪ Fanart for BL or non-BL fandoms/works; ▫ The characters they want; ▪ Canon or slash/fan pairings; ▫ The general situations; ▪ Certain details. The style, and material used will depend solely on my muse: inspiration is the ruler. No exceptions there. After deciding what they want, they can either edit their posts once again and add it at the end (after the confirmation of participation and the submission), or PM me with the request. IV - Schedule Contest starts: |UTC±00:00| 08/12/11 (This month it's starting late, next month you can already start thinking/working on your submission as soon as the Manga Of The Month is chosen.) Contest ends: |UTC±00:00| 31/12/11 Announcement of the winners: In the exact same day or in a couple of days, at most. Awarding: As fast as possible. (Please, be patient; both with Key, and with me and the artistic part of the rewards.) - Organization: JenovaVII Sponsor: Key

Let's see... I took these two outside our cabin in early 2010. My cousins and I had some fun with rubber gloves and water XD This is from 2009. It's a pony I used to own. Her name was Nalla. View from my house summer 2009 (I'll admit, I LOVE living where I live, haha) View from my house winter 2010 Winter pictures from my neighbourhood 2010. All taken with an iPhone. From winter 2011. Another pony I used to own. His name was Leo. Hope you like them.

Hi there! I have some pictures from Prague, capital city of Czech republic

I agree, all the users here are cool and good looking. I was even surprized when I was checking the :"Your best picture" thread *_* But some of the guys here, are really really hot, believe me I won't give names though.

Saga and Paul that's interesting I have to admit as well that some users here are really really cool (and so good looking *_*)

well these are just pictures taken from my phone (i am not very good at taking pictures) they are from the college im at

Tsuki to Yabanjin Type : Manga Author : Sera Artist : Sera Status : Complete (1 Volume) Scanslation Status : Completed by Blissful Sin Other Title(s) : 月と野蛮人, Moon and Savage Genre(s) :Yaoi, Drama, Romance, Historical Summary : Ever since he was a child, Prince Uriel has always dreamed of searching for the lost city of Rowadis rumored to be buried somewhere deep in the desert. One day, he manages to sneak out of his country to join an excavation party in the hopes of learning more about his beloved Rowadis. However, the barren land turns out to be a dangerous place for the prince and he is captured by the savage Seldira clan. Follow the adventures of the young prince as he gets tangled up with the handsome leader of the Seldira and unlocks the mysteries of the desert. Read Tsuki to Yabanjin Online: Tsuki to Yabanjin Download Tsuki to Yabanjin: New Download Link For download reupload requests, please post here so the staff notices them. Note: Please only ask for re-upload if none of the download links work after checking ALL the pages of the thread. Thanks! YO Staff

Original name: Hard Core Heart Manga ALT. names: Hardcore Heart, ハードコアハート Author: Yoshihara Yuuka Original run: 2004 Description: "I wonder… if I’ve become lecherous." High school student Hiroki yearns for his best friend (Yuuji) father, Seiji. He has tried many approaches, but has only managed brief exchanges. Yuuji told the depressed Hiroki “I’ve fallen in love with you…Why don’t you forget about my father!” However, Hiroki bravely began the process of captivating Seiji. Before long, the aimless lover is being loved, Hiroki’s body being ravished… In the shocking three part series, Idol Unit “Boku-chan’s*” series. Drawn for this special release, a tank-full of even more love, debauchery, and worthwhile reading collected in this omnibus!! Manga-type: Manga Published by: Ookura Shuppan Group(s) Scanlating: Blissful Sin Status: Complete Completely Scanlated: Yes Completely Translated: Yes Genres: Adult, Smut, Yaoi Categories: Age Gap, BDSM, Incest, Love Triangle, Jealous Lover Main Characters: Hiroki, Yuuji's, Seiji Adaptations available: N/A Recommendations: Mob for Jack, Kimochi no Yukue (MEIJI Kanako) Read Hard Core Heart Online Hard Core Heart Download Hard Core Beat Manga: Hard Core Heart For download re-upload requests, post here so the staff notices them. Note: Please only ask for re-upload if none of the download links work after checking ALL the pages of the thread. Thanks! YO Staff

Seven Days Drama CD 1 :: Monday → Thursday :: Cast/Pairings: Nakamura Yuuichi x Fukuyama Jun Plot: Bright and early one Monday morning, Shino Yuzuru asks Seryou Touji out on a lark when they run into each other at the school gate. Seryou, who's immensely popular, has the odd habit of going out with anyone who asks him out first at the beginning of the week, then promptly dumping them at the end of it. "Anyone" apparently includes male upperclassmen like Shino, and as a boyfriend, Seryou is perfect--unfailingly thoughtful and kind. Shino, obviously, has no intention of being in a serious relationship with Seryou. It's not like it's actually love or anything like that. ...Right? Download Seven Days Drama CD: | Part I | Part II | Booklet | -- Seven Days Drama CD 2 :: Friday → Sunday :: Cast/Pairings: Nakamura Yuuichi x Fukuyama Jun Download Seven Days Drama CD 2: | Part I | Part II | Booklet | -- The manga can be found here. For download re-upload requests, post here so the staff notices them. Note: Please only ask for re-upload if none of the download links work after checking ALL the pages of the thread. Thanks! YO Staff

Original name: Kyuuketsuki ni Aisareru Houhou Manga ALT. names: 吸血鬼に愛される方法, How to Seduce a Vampire, Vampire ni Aisareru Houhou Written by: SHIMADA Nimosaku Drawn by: SHIMADA Nimosaku Original run: 2007 Description: Watanabe gathered up Mizuo's battered and bloodstained body, was forced to cooperate with the ensuing blood transfusion, and for his trouble was late for his part-time job, resulting in his termination. The mysterious Mizuo tells the now-unemployed Watanabe that he is a vampire, and offers Watanabe a position at his salon. Despite his feeling that Mizuo is a potentially dangerous partner, for some reason Watanabe cannot bear to be away from him... Manga-type: Manga Published by: Ookura Shuppan Group(s) Scanlating: N/A Status: Complete Completely Scanlated: Yes Completely Translated: No Genres: Drama Categories: Vampires Main Characters: Watanabe, Mizuo Read How To Seduce A Vampire Online (English) How To Seduce A Vampire Download How to seduce a vampire Manga Download (English) Download (Spanish) For download re-upload requests, post here so the staff notices them. Note: Please only ask for re-upload if none of the download links work after checking ALL the pages of the thread. Thanks! YO Staff

After School In The Teacher's Lounge OVA Alternative title: Houkago no Shokuinshitsu (Japanese) 放課後の職員室 (Japanese) Genres: drama, romance Type: OVA Themes: yaoi Objectionable content: Intense (graphic depictions of sex, drug use, or bloodshed) Running time: Half hour per episode Number of episodes: 2 Ending Theme: "Half" by Mike Potter Format: AVI File Size: 193-195 MB Plot Summery:Basically a romance between two high school teachers - Kawase Mitsuro and Kazama Toshiaki. Complicated by Mitsuro's hesitation to accept Toshiaki's very open declaration of love. Slightly complicated by a bit of jealousy on the part of Mitsuro's younger brother Hitoshi. Download After School in The Teacher's Lounge: OVA 1 OVA 2 Watch After School In The Teacher's Lounge 1-2 Online (HD Quality): After School In The Teacher's Lounge OVAs 1-2 Online For download re-upload requests, post here so the staff notices them. Note: Please only ask for re-upload if none of the download links work after checking ALL the pages of the thread. Thanks! YO Staff

Upload by request Here is Junjou Romantica Koi no Dokidoki Daisakusen CG Pack: Download: SendSpace [updated 27/08/2013] For download re-upload requests, post here so the staff notices them. Note: Please only ask for re-upload if none of the download links work after checking ALL the pages of the thread. Thanks! YO Staff

Original name: Royal Fiancé Manga ALT. names: ロイヤル・フィアンセ, Royal Fiance, The Royal Fiancé Original run: 2009 Description: Honami Kairi's fate changes when he accepted an offer from an old man to work for a rich family as a housekeeper. The low-level job suddenly transforms into a wedding workout with his schoolmate, the foreign Royal Prince Shou...! It's a fairytale with a twist... Manga-type: Manga Written by: ASUMA Risai Drawn by: ASUMA Risai Published by: Libre Shuppan Group(s) Scanlating: Black Lilac Scans, Shinmakoku Scanlations Status: 1 Volume (Complete) Completely Scanlated: Yes Completely Translated: Yes Genres: Drama, Romance, Yaoi Categories: Jealous Lover, Rape, Heir (Prince) Main Characters: Honami Kairi, Royal Prince Shou Adaptations available: N/A Recommendations: Private Prince, Ousama Game Read Royal Fiance Online: Royal Fiance Download Royal Fiance Manga: Royal Fiance Thanks to Rio Hanamachi For download reupload requests, please post here so the staff notices them. Note: Please only ask for re-upload if none of the download links work after checking ALL the pages of the thread. Thanks! YO Staff

Manga ALT. names: Aigan Shounen; The Boy-Toy; The Playmate Boy Original run: 2007 Description: Since he first met Baron Kuroba, Seiji has been secretly in love with the master of the Kuroba Manor, where servants were rumored to be attacked by a vampire. However, Baron Kuroba only sees Seiji as a lap dog that needs to be disciplined for his carnal pleasures. How can Seiji convince the baron, who doesn’t believe in love, to love him back? Manga-type: Manga Series Written by: MIZUKAMI Shin Drawn by: MIZUKAMI Shin Published by: Magazine Magazine Group(s) Scanlating: Fantasy Shrine Status: Completed Completely Scanlated: Yes Completely Translated: Yes Genres: Adult, Drama, Historical, Horror, Tragedy, Yaoi Categories: Rape; Master-Slave; BDSM; Main Characters: Seiji, Baron Kuroba Adaptations available: N/A Recommendations: Shounen Maid Kuro-kun; Futeki ni Romance; Happy Play; Motto Midara ni Shitsukemashou; Kimochi no Yukue (MEIJI Kanako) Download Aigan Shounen Manga Download link removed upon scanlator's request Read Aigan Shounen Online Aigan Shounen

Title: Wonderful Days? Author/artist: Tenzen Momoko Genre: Yaoi Status: 1 Volume (Complete) Year: 2008 Read Wonderful Days Online: Wonderful Days Download: EDIT: Link removed due to scanlator's request. -- The Drama CD can be found here. -- Spin-Off: Lotus Eater Wonderful Days For download reupload requests, please post here so the staff notices them. Note: Please only ask for re-upload if none of the download links work after checking ALL the pages of the thread. Thanks! YO Staff

Manga titles: Poison Cherry Drive, ポイズン・チェリー・ドライブ, 網住愛情 (绑住爱情), PCD Year: 2005 Description:In the modern world, professional service for any personal problems is just a mouse-click away. "Cherry Drive" is one such business. Its three-member team is dedicated to helping gays, gay boys, and gay lovers. As long as the client pays, the Cherry men will be on the job. Author: MOTONI Modoru Group(s) Scanlating:Fifay.net Status: Complete Genres: Comedy Yaoi Recommendations: Kimi no Hada o Kowasu Yoru, Haru Hime Kankan, Limiter, Ooparts Sex, Bokutachi Futari ga Koisuru Riyuu Read Poison Cherry Drive Online Poison Cherry Drive Download Poison Cherry Drive Manga: Download For download reupload requests, please post here so the staff notices them. Note: Please only ask for re-upload if none of the download links work after checking ALL the pages of the thread. Thanks! YO Staff

@nicicia Thank you for share your pictures... Just one thing to remember next time you post picture... Forum rule for posting a picture is max 5 pictures for a posting... So please remember that... ^^

I'm innocent ;P all is kaoru's fault ! and saga you should be lawyer

Haha, I am single too, but I am also in love with all of you on YO.

That makes you a Betrayer saga, eh? ;Pp people betray people *sighs*

Nice idea to have a boys' club. I have played with the idea of starting a Fanboy Group. I even made a logo. But now Kaoru Chan has taken the initiative. I like all kind of people as long as they are nice, honest, intelligent or interesting. I am attracted to both girls and guys. We will see if the girls can hold their curiosity. lol

wwesomeness to have our own club! I like smart people talkative, friendly, fun

Great idea ;Pp lool and yeah i do agree with saga "I am interested in everything that can think with their brain" soo yeah same for me

i shanked a mop cuz i didnt like the way he looked at me! XD

i frickin love my new avatar!

I had the tendency to be a pervert before hand (growing up with three older guys that acted like brothers to me)... Yaoi perfected it. XD

I would want it to be Havi (Crimson Spell), cuz he is awesome. Can I only have 1 day with 1 character? I would want Havi and Vlad to be together. Can I sacrifice it so I only have 1/2 a day but with both of them? I would want to go to a amusement park and, assuming I am with both of them, push them both into the most lovey dovey rides there rabbit8, although Vlad would probably argue or fight to get out, but I would force him to stay :leaf20::Red_fox5: And at the end Havi would probably thank me and Vlad woud just stand there mumbling something. :leaf:

@ chiakaiyuki Sure, I added the points to Ellymate (:

im sleeepppyyy..

I stabbed a gangster,because I love watching BL movies (oh yeah XDD )

The ONLY Male who answered This,..OH LA LA! Lots of Girls here,..^^ 1) What time is it now? : 20.27 2) Whats your name? : IGO 3) Where do you live? : Manila, Philippines 4) Birthday? : December 19 5) Gender? : MALE, MAN, BOY 6) Sexual preference : MAN 7) Relationships? :I had a Girlfriend for almost 5 years of Unofficial relationship, 1 year being legal then after we BROKE UP Are you in one at the moment? : nope. 8) V-card? (virgin):Yes, I am still fresh..hihihihi 9) Sign : Saguitarius 10) Height : 5'7.5 11) Hair colour : black Dyed hair colour: never 12) Eye colour :black 13) Piercings? : NONE 14) Tatoos? : a Big NO, No, Only a henna 15) Have you ever been in love? : INDEED Have you ever cried for that person? : Yeah! Have you told that person? : Yeah, cause she was my girl before 16) Ever been on a car crash? : I dont have a car so Never been 17) Broken bones? :Never 18) Pepsi or Coca-Cola? : Coca Cola 19) Beer or wine? : Wine What kind of glass? : anything 20) Shoes size : 8 inches 21) Lucky number : 10 22) What type of music do you like? : POP, BALLAD,Jazz, PopRock 23) Favorite flower? : Anything I guess 24) Favorite cartoon character? :Aira Kirisawa "Flame of Recca" 25) Favorite junk food? :hhmmmmmmm......, I dunno,..Lots i guess 26) Favorite colour? : gray, black, red, yellow 27) How do you imagine yourself in ten years? : A professional Architect 28) First thought when you wake up? : PRAYER.... 29) Do you believe in love? : Yeah,.."SOMEHOW??..hahahha... 30) Something that you always have with you? : pencil, 31) What would you say to somepeople that you are afraid to say it in their face: If my words are really serious then there is no need to be afraid to speak up.... 32) Smoker? : a BIG NO NO,.. 33) Favorite movie? : Naked Weapon... 34) Favorite BL anime : I only knew one,... Takumi-kun Series(no more no less) 35) Favorite anime : Flame of Recca, POKEMON(if that is cosidered as anime, Sailormoon,.hahhaa, Saber Marionette J 36) Favorite manga: non Bl? - -- -- ----- 37) Favorite BL character : Arata-San (Ryoma Baba) 38) Hot or cold? : mix 39) Coffee, juice or milk? : COFFEE 40) Are you happy? : fair I guess 41) Whats time is now? 10:52 PM....

Slam Dunk dj - Deep Purple(eng) Pairing: Sendoh x Rukawa "And let me play with you. It will be a better training match." This small event was the beginning... Groups Scanlating:Harudaki Author:P-Rhythm Genre:Doujinshi Drama Shounen Ai Sports vol 4 ch 17 http://www.mediafire.com/?mnzhywjyyjy v5-ch18 http://www.4shared.com/file/Z-Se01gB/Slam_Dunk_dj_-_Deep_Purple_v5-.html

Talking about snow, I got to see it for the first time 3 years ago in Madrid. I enjoyed it like a little girl... Lucky those ones who get to see it every year.... My cousin's house, december 2009, the kid is Carmelo my godson The Cristal Palace in El Retiro Park The Sabatini Gardens & The Royal Palace

wow O_O thats great let me add some Slam Dunk dj - Sakura No Ori(eng) Pairing: Rukawa x Hanamichi http://www.4shared.com/file/zFQqsr1t/Yamane_Ayano_-_Slam_Dunk_dj_-_.html Slam Dunk dj - Tequila(eng) Rukawa x Hanamichi http://www.4shared.com/file/01PHiHzr/Yamane_Ayano_-_Slam_Dunk_dj_-_.html Slam Dunk dj - Aibu (eng) Rukawa x Hanamichi http://www.mediafire.com/?aoehpvue03l Slam Dunk dj - Bella Donna (jpn) http://www.4shared.com/file/Lb-flMcI/Yamane_Ayano_-_Slam_Dunk_dj_-_.html

i wld hve said dai and mao bt tht makes 2 , so uumm... yes akaike kun i wld go out with him bcoz he iz the only one tht comes into my mind aftr thm,w'll spend most of the day in forest exploring the beauty of nature. and during the farewell i'll just give him a kiss on his cheeks and say "it wz nice meeting u akaike kun arigato gozaimas 4 such a butiful memory, i'll cherish it dearly, may u hve a prosperous future ahead sayonara". (sry i 4gt akaike kun's real name)

I would run away with it O__O Oh my god...i know it's bad, but there's no way i would be able to fight temptation *__* Yeah i would keep it to myself, keep my mouth shut and watch the whoooolle thing..... How can a yaoi lover turn that down.....?"

Mine! If I had a Yaoi pass in the first place, I would never let it out of my sight, so it is that persons own fault for dropping it. No way I'd pass up the oppotunity to see some real live Yaoi. :Q___

RolePlaying Rules - English only! - No offensive words - Rape is only accepted if both RP-ers agree with it (either state in the RP Recruitment thread that you intend to have rape scenes or talk it in private with the other RP-er) - All characters must be 18+ - Don't interfere in the middle of other peoples RPs or try to take control of their characters. Note: Finished RPs or RPs that were inactive for 2 months will be moved in the RPG Graveyard. In order to revive an RP already moved in the Graveyard, contact one of the staff members: Saga Noctis Teesie Key Note for RPers: In order to start a roleplay, first go in the RP Recruitment section to recruit users for your roleplay (or just invite your friends via PMs or VMs) Then go to the RolePlaying Arena and open a thread. Give a name to the roleplay and state in the title (Private) if you don't want to allow other users to join that roleplay. If you want to join an already existent/ongoing roleplay, ask for permission via a PM or VM sent to all the active members of that RP. If you have a problem with someone posting into your RP uninvited or someone is spamming it, report them. For newbies: - Don't jump right into a long, established RP. - Start off with your own small, private RP between you and one other person, so you can figure out how things work

Ah!! I want Kaede-san from Katekyo! cause he is so HOT!! I'm going for a date with him. First he will pick me up at my house. Then we go to amusement park, after that a movie, walking at a park. And although I hate this, I'll make him fall in love with me! And of course, I'll keep in touch with him through email and calls. Hehe..

Oh, first thing first. i'll faint! haha! then i'll stalk them until they reach their home. this is where the real show begin! :cuteonion46: When they go outside, I'll sneak inside their house and plant hidden cameras all over their house!!! onion4 Of course I'll watch them everyday!!! (just like watching anime!) :leaf2:

I'd probably walk up to them casually, tapp them on the shoulder, they'd turn around and be like what? And I'd be all like "You proabaly get this a lot, but *Insert fangirl squeal here* and *Insert nosebleed here* and I'd definitely be like *Insert fangirl faint right here*" and then they'd do one of three things... 1. call ambulance, 2. call the police, or 3. walk away and act like that never happened until they got off the scene, then they'd joke about it. Anyway, I'm just sayin... that's wut would happen...

Perhaps I would "fake"an accident and fall on the ground seemly injured so there would of course be some concern for my well being this would allow me to be able to spend more time with them in close proximity....ah yes, keep dreaming.